Severe air pollution

There is currently a report of serious air pollution in this neighborhood. So close all windows and last and wait for more information on your radio or TV.

Large -scale blockage sewer

Due to large -scale blockages in the sewer, we recommend that you do not use the toilet today. If you do this anyway, this is for your deductible!

Network is overloaded

Our network is overloaded. You are kindly requested to switch off your phone for the next 3 hours. Thanks in advance for your cooperation.

You can pick up your bike

Your bike has been found. You can come and pick it up at the police office. Take your ID card with you for confirmation from the owner.

Advised against leaving dogs

Due to the storm outside, it is advised against leaving dogs under the 4 kg. These can be taken by the strong wind.

Software error {24234HG}

Software Error {24234HG} - Set your phone offline for 24 hours to prevent network crash.

Number unexpectedly changed

Due to a malfunction in our network, your phone number has unexpectedly changed. Your new mobile number is (number). We can no longer change this.

Payments delayed for a week

Due to a computer error at the administration, the payouts will be delayed for at least one week (a maximum of 3 weeks). Our apologies.

Some damage with car

Hey Hey. I suffered some damage by car, so I come home a little later. According to the police, I also drank too much, so they still have some questions.

Mother -in -law comes to live

My mother asked if she could come and live with us for a while, I said it was good. You don't mind that your mother -in -law comes to live with us?

Thank you for your registration.

Thank you for your registration. We have searched in your area and we have found 4 men from 45-65 years old. Please contact us.

Tax inspector is here

The tax inspector is here with a number of people. I said you were not there, but he insisted that you would come home right now.

Is it true what this woman says?

Honey, there is a woman here at the door who claims that she knows you and that you have a relationship. Can it hope it is not?

Research into a woman

We are currently investigating a blonde woman with cup E. It seems that this woman was with your husband yesterday. Can you explain to this?

You have won our jackpot

Congratulations. You have won our jackpot. Can you tell us on which account we can deposit the amount of € 566,000?

You were a sperm donor?

18 years ago you were sperm donor. This sperm was never used until a year ago. We want to congratulate you on the birth of 12 sons and 16 daughters.

Car insurance not paid

You have not paid your car insurance in recent months. Please explain. Until we have heard contact from you, your car is not insured.

Specified as stolen

This phone is specified as stolen. We request that you bring the phone to the police desk as soon as possible and to make a statement.

Examples SMS messages